Open Your Fortune Cookie


NO.18	Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

NO.17	Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want

NO.16	If at first you do succeed, hide your astonishment.

NO.15	The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

NO.14	I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.

NO.13	Get the facts first - you can distort them later!

NO.12	What on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

NO.11	All colours will agree in the dark.

NO.10	Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

NO.9	Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

NO.8	Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

NO.7	A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

NO.6	Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

NO.5	If I save time, when do I get it back ?

NO.4	I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

NO.3	I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.

NO.2	Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

NO.1	Behide every successful man there is a naked woman.

什么是Fortune Cookie	在国外有种有趣的曲其饼,每次打开,里面都会有一张小纸条告诉你一些身边发生的事,其实和中国人求签是一码子事